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TOP TEN REASONS WHY
THERE WON'T BE A CHINESE AMERICAN PRESIDENT ANYTIME SOON
(Anonymous; does anyone know the originator?).
10. WHITE HOUSE NOT BIG ENOUGH
FOR IN-LAWS
9. ENGINEERING, MEDICINE,
AND LAW ALWAYS PREFERRED OVER POLITICS
8. OVAL OFFICE HAS
BAD FENG SHUI
7. CAN'T FIND DECENT ROAST
DUCK INSIDE THE BELTWAY
6. SECRET SERVICE COULD NEVER
HANDLE NAGGING FROM MOTHER
5. DIGNITARIES ARE
INTIMIDATED BY CHOPSTICKS AT STATE DINNERS
4. NO CHANCE FOR PROMOTION
3. LACTOSE INTOLERANCE NOT
CONSIDERED POLITICALLY CORRECT
2. SENIOR AIDES WON'T
TAKE OFF SHOES BEFORE COMING IN
AND
THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
AIR FORCE ONE: NO
FREQUENT FLIER MILES
Fengshui: Chinese geomancy (geographical location
and orientation of graves, buildings, etc., helps influence the family's
fortunes). Yeah, I know its more complicated than that, but that's
enough to start with. Click
Here and scroll down to read more on the Ningde
page, including "Wind and Water," "Gone to Pot", "Fengshui
Coffee Can," etc.
While we're on such a grave subject, Click Here
to learn about the true discovery (1800s) in Xiamen of the deadliest creature
on the planet (even today!), the Amoy Vampire.
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